Partially De-Fatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue
November 15, 2005 | 1 Comment
Reading DamnInteresting, I was pointed at Steve, Don’t Eat It!. Reading this was at times laugh out loud funny, but continually stomach churning. I thought Hufu was bad, that’s nothing compared to what Steve faces down over the course of nine outragous volumes!
From Volume 1, Potted Meat Food Product:
Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it “creamy.” (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.
From Volume 2, Pickled Pork Rinds:
These are not the crunchy pork rinds you’ll often see over by the chips. These are their grosser, soggier, potentially botulism-ier cousins.
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I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard no reassuring vacuum seal. I must admit that made me nervous, but what are the odds of a dusty jar of warm pig skin going bad, right?Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat.
From Volume 4, 1991 Urkel-Os:
I’m not exactly sure how to say this, but… THE CEREAL IS STILL GOOD! I swear to God.
I’m a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If I die, don’t freeze my brain — just bury me in a box of Urkel-O’s. Apparently it has the ability to stop time.
Alright if any of that was at all intriguing, go read the whole torrid affair.
Tags: cereal, creamy, disgusting, eat, fat, fatty, food, funny, gross, gross food, humor, meat, meat food, miracle, pickled, pork, pork rinds, urkel
Outhouse Diving
July 6, 2005 | 2 Comments
A guy was caught by a teenage girl staring up from inside a toilet at a rest area along the Kancamagus Highway in NH. Firefighters had to hose this guy off before the police could take him into custody, not that I can blame them…
Apparently he gets his jollies off by watching women go to the bathroom, while standing waist deep in urine and feces. Wow, now that’s a fetish.
Here’s some google news results:
Man arrested in women’s outhouse tank
The Union Leader, NH -
Jun 28, 2005
Man Pulled From Women’s Outhouse Tank
WCSH-TV, ME -
Jun 28, 2005
Man Pulled From Women’s Outhouse Tank
WMTW, ME -
Jun 29, 2005
Sometimes the crime is its own punishment
Wizbang, DC -
Jun 29, 2005
Man Arrested For Allegedly Hiding In Women’s Toilet
Boston Channel.com, MA -
Jun 29, 2005
Tags: arrest, fetish, gross, humor, kancamagus, maine, new hampshire, Newsy Goodness, outhouse