Ninjas Are So Sweet…
January 25, 2006 | 12 Comments
A bunch of years ago Justin, Greg, and I discovered Real Ultimate Power. This is the official ninja homepage. From the site:
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Some various great quotes:
Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. [...]
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. [...] I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). [...]
Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog’s nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. [...]
I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face! [...]
There is more sweetness there, but you’ll have to experience it for yourself. If there is a site that is more sweet than this, let me know, but beware, a ninja might flip out and kick your mom in the head!
Tags: boss dog, fight, flip out, ninja, ninjas, real ultimate power, sweet