Pet Monkey – $18.95
// March 7th, 2006 // My Stuff

According to this advertisement I found in 1966′s Amazing Spider-Man #44, you could apparently buy a “darling monkey” for $18.95.
The ad goes on to say:
The Squirrel Monkey makes an adorable pet and amusing companion. Show it affection and enjoy its company. Almost human with its warm eyes, your family will love it. These YOUNG monkeys grow about 12 inches high. Eats same food as you do (even likes lollipops, simple to care for and train. FREE cage. FREE leather collar & leash, monkey toy, and instructions included. Live delivery guaranteed. Only 18.95 express collect. Mail check or money order for $18.95 to: Animal Farm, Dept. MA-25 Box 1042, Miami Beach 39, FLA.
Now I understand some strange stuff went on in the 60′s but selling baby monkeys to random comic reading kids is just plain terrible. In fact, “squirrel monkeys” are now listed on the endangered species list. Of course I’m completely ignoiring the seahorses advertised above, somehow that’s slightly less disturbing.




Evidently the price went down a bit – in Fantastic Four #15, the “Darling Pet Monkey” is advertised at $19.95. Hopefully not many kids had the money to purchase one, and those who asked their parents were refused. But you know some poor squirrel monkeys definitely went out. Incredible.
i am looking for a squirrel monkey to adopt. have owned other primates in the past…lovely creatures. sources?
I remenber the year 1971,and I remenber this ad,my mom was showing us,all my sisters and brothers the ad,we were so excited,about 6 weeks later he arrived,he was the cutest little monkey you will ever see,and gentle,.that was better the best present I ever recieved, Tammy
Hi,It was true about the monkey we recieved,I lived in Alice Tx. at the time,I don’t know if my mom has pictures of it ,but I will check,it did look like the monkey on the Ad.It was a baby when we reicieved it,and it did get alot bigger,It was very scared at first,and then it got use to all the noise in the house,and it was a very loving pet,we had it for years but I dont remenber how long,It did eat on our hand,and it would make a noise like,eeeek,I dont remenber if it was a boy or a girl,and I dont remenber the name,I love animals,and I wish I could find another monkey,it never harmed us,infact I remenber it would kiss me,somehow it got outside and we found it a couple of days later,my mom said it was poisoned,she thought the neighbor did it,I remenber that because she cryed for weeks,infact I remenber my dad going to their house,I dont know what he said,but he was very upset.and now I think his name was CoCo,she came with instructions on how to feed her,and what to feed her.My parents thought us to love animals and made sure we took care of them,this brings backs so many memories,my Dad died four years ago,and I wouldn’t lie or tell you a story,this is the truth,I’ll even give you my moms #,you can ask her yourself. Tammy
That is quite a story. I would love to see pictures if you find ant. Thanks.
Hello , I am looking for a small pet monkey for my 10 year old son who has cancer! He was diagnoised with Thyroid cancer in Feb. earlier this year. H e would love to have a pet monkey and i am looking for a smaller type wich we can enjoy threw his sick days to come! If you know of any one willing to donate a monkey to a young inasent boy who would love to love a monkey as a pet and a part of our faimly, )PLEASE let me know who an where and i greatly appreciate your time , GOD BLESS YOU MIke Guidry, 337 258 1798, mguidry8@cox.net
i love monkeys so yea….cool!! :)
I bought one of those monkeys in 1964. Had it several years, and love it. It was a mess, and have many funny stories. But was a great pet and experience. Will never forget my monkey.
hi im looking for a capuchin or squril monkey near mn any state that touches us is fine thanks call 507 853-4616
hi tammy i read ur story it was a great storie and i cant belive ur stupid neighbors poisoned it i wuold probabl kill them or sue anyw ays i just want 2 tell u that i loved ur story and i belive u god bless
I would love to know if this add will still work. haha i might actually try this.
Ever since I was child, I’ve always wanted a pet monkey… I don’t know what forced me to sit at my computer this morning and typing in a search for a pet monkey. After reading the comments on your site, I would really love to adopt and give a monkey a wonderful loving home. Can you assist me in this matter?
I’ve always wanted a pet monkey and my boyfriend told me he would get me one if i could find one for adoption or sale so please message me back with details… thanks!
i really love monkeys i am interested in buying one or adopting one. if you know where i can get one please message me back. i alwas wanted one
Beth,
Capuchins are running about $4000.00 each.
gone are the days of $19 primates.
dan
Hello,
I’ve been looking for ababy capuchin monkey for over 3 years,please e-mail me at lohnes_123@hotmail.com thanks.
Hello,
2 males and 1 female baby capuchin monkeys for sale,vet cheecked very healthy & good with kids.
e-mail braedenlisa@hotmail.com if interested
or call 00237 4816213
thanks u
want to adoopt a monkey would like a retired service monkey. please call 8122734844, if no answer please leave a message. thanks!!
Hi my name is Amanda Bourland friends and family call me Monkey…lol I am very interested in purchasin a monkey…please give me a call my phone number is 225-244-5453…please dont let me down..I am 15 years old and I have been wantin one for a very long time..I just havnt found one at a fair price…PLEASE & THANK YOU VERY MUCH
i really love monkeys i am interested in buying one or adopting one. if you know where i can get one please message me back. i alwas wanted one
hello
we have cute and aodrable capuchin monkey for sale,they are well trained and comes with pet accesories like blanket and others,
waiting to read from you soon
hi my name is marcus justus does th1is add steal work
hi i was just wondering if you know any monkey farms in stoke-on-trent england please let me know many thanks donna.
i realy want a monkey please?
ok this add does not work i sent money and what did i get a stuffed monkey in the mail tthis add is from like the 1800s i mean gosh dont waste your money
i live on long island and i realy want a pet monkey! is this illegal and where cou;d i get one?
that is so cool i am going to get that bueatiful monkey i love that monkey it is realy small and it is cool that is so cool
I would like a yong monkey.
I am interested in buying a squirrel monkey for my 8 year old son for Christmas. I have no idea where to start. Please help…
me, my brothers, my mamaw,my papaw,aunt,and uncle always wanted a monkey and we dont have alot of money to get one until a friend to me to go to this website. Is monkey really 18.95 .
PLEASE HELP…… WE REALLY WANT A MONKEY……………
i dont have any idea where to get a monkey all the other websites have monkeys forsale but they cost from 12900 to 19000 we dont have that money to get one so PLEASE HELP……………WE REALLY REALLY WANT A MONKEY……….. THANK YOU BYE………..
OH MY GOD I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE TO GET A MONKEY SO PLEASE PLEASE HELP………………………
sorry we typed in the wrong e-mail address it is johnson.kendra83@yahoo.com…….e -mail me……… okay bye but sorry ……..
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A MONKEY I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY 18.95 I WILL EMAIL YOU THE MONEY BECAUSE IM SO DESPERATE FOR A MONKEY AND IF WE DONT GET THE MONKEY WE ARE GOING TO CRY AND THERE ARE NOW WHERE ELSE TO GET A MONKEY THIS CHEAP BUT ANYWAYS THEY DONT SELL MONKEYS WERE I LIVE……… OKAY………. BYE……..
hey i just wanted to know how i can get a finger monkey and if i could ever get one thats really cheep and the range i was looking fore is 200 or 300 doallers
I would like a small monkey
omg! i have a monkey her name is baby bella shes really cute and loves kids and other animals hes a white faced capuchin. shes more of a person than a pet. owning a monkey is hard but comes with great experiences
I would like someomne to spank my monkey , I will pay more than $18.95
Hey sarah will you spank my monkey?
Hey Kendra what your whole family needs is exhaustive mental analysis.
not a monkey, there seem to be enough monkeys there already
When I married a monkey in Kenya and brought her here to Canada I found out I don’t need a prenup as my mariage is not considered legal , thwe sex is great though
You want a finger monkey for 2-3 hundred dollars???
my doctor checked my prostate using the digit test , he did this with both his hands on my shoulders , the finger test cost me nothing.
Sarah is it a HE OR A SHE OR A HERMAPHRODITE MONKEY?
WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL I WOULD LOVE TO PURCHASE A MONKEY OR TWO I CANT HAVE CHILDREN SO HE OR SHE WOUOLD BE AN ONLY CHILD I AM VERY LOVING AND WOULD TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF THEM
I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER 229-344-2695
Hey does anyone know where the monkeys keep there vaginas? I would like to have sex with my monkey and this is quite a problem. Thanks.
i want a squral monky for $18.28.
hi i am 10 years old and i want a squral monkey now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley get a squirel , cut it’s tail off nobody can tell the difference between a squirrel and a monkey.
Hey Paddy everyone knows that it doesn’t matter if its a male or a female as you always have anal sex with a monkey…duh