Pet Monkey – $18.95
// March 7th, 2006 // My Stuff

According to this advertisement I found in 1966’s Amazing Spider-Man #44, you could apparently buy a “darling monkey” for $18.95.
The ad goes on to say:
The Squirrel Monkey makes an adorable pet and amusing companion. Show it affection and enjoy its company. Almost human with its warm eyes, your family will love it. These YOUNG monkeys grow about 12 inches high. Eats same food as you do (even likes lollipops, simple to care for and train. FREE cage. FREE leather collar & leash, monkey toy, and instructions included. Live delivery guaranteed. Only 18.95 express collect. Mail check or money order for $18.95 to: Animal Farm, Dept. MA-25 Box 1042, Miami Beach 39, FLA.
Now I understand some strange stuff went on in the 60’s but selling baby monkeys to random comic reading kids is just plain terrible. In fact, “squirrel monkeys” are now listed on the endangered species list. Of course I’m completely ignoiring the seahorses advertised above, somehow that’s slightly less disturbing.




I have been looking for a monkey for years now and have had no luck. I would be interested if you had a monkey for me.
i saw this adorable monkey on this website and was wondering if i need a license to own a monkey in alabama
and what does a monkey need to stay in????
how do you get a monkey
Are you guaranteed to recieve a monkey? if you send a money order or check?
DUDE I WANT THIS FREAKING MONKEY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU 19$!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE but i need to make it okay with my dad
About 40 years ago my uncle orded a monkey thru the mail. I was there when it arrived in a big crate. The monkey he named “jojo” and it lived for quite a while
please sell this monkey to me i want a monkey so bad
is this website real? if so i want two!
hello,
i have a monkey for sale any one interested?
jackson, i am interested, how much. emal me at dalancole@hotmail.com
Jackson i’m interested in the monkey how much are you asking 4??? let me know A.S.A.P!!!
Thanks.
hey in interested in ur monkey ill pay more then all of thes fools iv been reding and reserching about them for years.ill pay $40
I must say, there’s some staggeringly impressive dumb in these comments. I suspect you tapped a previously-unknown seam of disturbing googlejuice…
can i rent a monkey for a week ill pay 49 dollors
HEY MY SISTER DESERAY WANTS TO BUY A MONKEY FOR ME AND SHE WANTED TO SEE HOW LOW A PRICE SHE COULD GET ONE SO I STARTED SEARCHING THE WEB FOR THE PERFECT SITE AND I FOUND THIS ONE SO IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE I WOULD BE GLAD
i am interested in buying a monkey
i my name in waila and i realy want a finger monky i am 12 years old. i live in malaysia but iam fron new zealand. i realy want a finger monky because i love animals and i am loving and cering. So please contact me. LOVE waila
plz plz help i want a monkey im allergic to dogs and cats
ohh qod…..i totally want a pet monkey! i really do want one soo bad. i will totally take care of it and it would be the happiest monkey ever! please could you qive me some more information about how to qet the monkey at——–>sashadavy11@yahoo.com and i would really appreciate it. =•]
Plz send me teh monkeyz.
I cnt get money order but wil pay in see horses.