Partially De-Fatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue

November 15, 2005

Reading DamnInteresting, I was pointed at Steve, Don’t Eat It!. Reading this was at times laugh out loud funny, but continually stomach churning. I thought Hufu was bad, that’s nothing compared to what Steve faces down over the course of nine outragous volumes!


From Volume 1, Potted Meat Food Product:

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it “creamy.” (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.

From Volume 2, Pickled Pork Rinds:

These are not the crunchy pork rinds you’ll often see over by the chips. These are their grosser, soggier, potentially botulism-ier cousins.
[...]
I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard no reassuring vacuum seal. I must admit that made me nervous, but what are the odds of a dusty jar of warm pig skin going bad, right?

Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat.

From Volume 4, 1991 Urkel-Os:

I’m not exactly sure how to say this, but… THE CEREAL IS STILL GOOD! I swear to God.

I’m a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If I die, don’t freeze my brain — just bury me in a box of Urkel-O’s. Apparently it has the ability to stop time.

Alright if any of that was at all intriguing, go read the whole torrid affair.

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  1. BorkWeb » Blog Archive » Steve Don’t Eat It on March 2nd, 2006 2:04 pm

    [...] My friend, Zach posted about this back in November, but I figured it was time to bring it back out of the woodwork. TheSneeze has a thread of articles called Steve, Don’t Eat It that is absolutely disgusting but equally entertaining to read. [...]

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