Ninjas Are So Sweet…
January 25, 2006
A bunch of years ago Justin, Greg, and I discovered Real Ultimate Power. This is the official ninja homepage. From the site:
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Some various great quotes:
Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. [...]
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. [...] I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). [...]
Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog’s nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. [...]
I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face! [...]
There is more sweetness there, but you’ll have to experience it for yourself. If there is a site that is more sweet than this, let me know, but beware, a ninja might flip out and kick your mom in the head!
Tags: boss dog, fight, flip out, ninja, ninjas, real ultimate power, sweet
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Greg does have a website that your readers can check out, even if it hasn’t been updated in a couple years.
OMG my friend bryana m. powell is a ninja n she is so freakin sweet(n she has a cute butt too
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS IN LOVE WITH NINJAS BUT I GUESS NOT. I REALLY LIKE THIS WEBSITE
Hi I got into ninjas by wacthing Urban ninjas not fake real ninjas.
i wan to know where can train to be a ninja~ wat does ninja means actually?plz reply
HOW COULD A MAN CAN BECOME A NINJA?
Alright:
1.This dude doesnt know 1 fuckin thing about ninjas
2.The point of being a ninja is to sneak up and kill your enemy
3.He’s thinks samurais are ninjas. The reason why they wear black all the time is to hide in the nighttime.
I got this all from reading an ACTUAL book.
i like ninjas becouse ninjas is powerfull.Buth technik of batles for ninjas is not realy good.I look alls technik and sakcest to train taekwondo.THGAT is korean techik how karate and i so mach good for battle.
i speake to roy
you can be ninja wery essy.
1.If u like to training can go on ninjas club and thay givit to u all ninjas equpments
2>If u like to be ninja bu self way u can training with wotching videos clips and do ninjas equpment self
PLS TRAINING HARD
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I love ninja and I like to wear ninja on my t-shirt… I found a cool ninja t-shirt on redbubble.com (it’s called ninja star)