Ninjas Are So Sweet…
// January 25th, 2006 // My Stuff
A bunch of years ago Justin, Greg, and I discovered Real Ultimate Power. This is the official ninja homepage. From the site:
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Some various great quotes:
Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. [...]
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. [...] I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). [...]
Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog’s nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. [...]
I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face! [...]
There is more sweetness there, but you’ll have to experience it for yourself. If there is a site that is more sweet than this, let me know, but beware, a ninja might flip out and kick your mom in the head!
2012 
Greg does have a website that your readers can check out, even if it hasn’t been updated in a couple years.
OMG my friend bryana m. powell is a ninja n she is so freakin sweet(n she has a cute butt too
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS IN LOVE WITH NINJAS BUT I GUESS NOT. I REALLY LIKE THIS WEBSITE
You have it all wrong. We ninjas… we do not fury attack on anything! We wait… then strike. The shuriken was not made for stabbing and spearing simultaneously! Ninjas have pride. They are not famous for their killing. Our strategy and intellect allows the ENC to calmly do what needs done. I would know, for I am Greathorn, true leader of the ENC!
Want a silent DEAD Mess with the NINJAS dudes…. Ninjas are so cool…..
they are real hero’s
ninjas arent humens the are demons in a mans body and wemon are not to be called ninjas they cant be its agenst the code of us all we are not heros we aremore like altiar in assassins creed we do it for man kind make the world better not everyone can be a ninja you must be chosen bye a master of one of the clans
What why do you all be so weirdly influenced about the ninj I still dont understand but know this is us shadows stay in the shadows
You all are weird strange I came upon this website to see what this was weird a tru shadow dose not say he is ahadow lol you are geeks