For some reason, Keith always enjoyed his beloved Aquaman. At first I thought it was because Aquaman protected those that couldn’t protect themselves. But every superhero does that. Soon enough, the real reason came to me.(conspiracy theory)

Everyone makes fun of Aquaman. If that is the case, Aquaman must know it. So when the Super Friends decide to protect the world, they send Aquaman to protect the waters. Now, who decides to attack the ocean or its living creatures except poachers and night fishermen. As Superman protects Metropolis against Luthor and Batman saves Gotham from the evils of the Joker, Penguin, Clayface, and Catwoman, Aquaman protects the waters from Larry the night fisherman. Who has the good deal here? Aquaman is clever. He doesn’t get in harms way and never has to worry about being captured. The only thing he has to do is to make sure they release a “classic figure” of him every few years so that people like us say, “Hey, I remember Aquaman”.

So is Aquaman a loser or just the most clever super hero ever? You decide.